the gas in my seat is gone

[kazu]

at home i have one of those swiveling computer chairs that is
height adjustable. it uses some kind of gas system to bring it up
and down.

i know that because in my office, the chair guy bought a whole
gas cylinder kinda thing to replace that thing.

my chair is quite old, its not really my chair, i have to buy a
new chair, but even chairs are so damn expensive!

[Jhulian Waldby]

at home i have one of those swiveling computer chairs that is height
adjustable. it uses some kind of gas system to bring it up and down.
i know that because in my office, the chair guy bought a whole gas
cylinder kinda thing to replace that thing.
my chair is quite old, its not really my chair, i have to buy a new
chair, but even chairs are so damn expensive!

Lend your hand to the work that yet remains.

[Woozy Song]

at home i have one of those swiveling computer chairs that is height
adjustable. it uses some kind of gas system to bring it up and down.
i know that because in my office, the chair guy bought a whole gas
cylinder kinda thing to replace that thing.
my chair is quite old, its not really my chair, i have to buy a new
chair, but even chairs are so damn expensive!

I would steal the seat out of a Toyota Century (Japanese gangster car).
They are really comfortable.

[Jhulian Waldby]

Post by Woozy Song

at home i have one of those swiveling computer chairs that is height
adjustable. it uses some kind of gas system to bring it up and down.
i know that because in my office, the chair guy bought a whole gas
cylinder kinda thing to replace that thing.
my chair is quite old, its not really my chair, i have to buy a new
chair, but even chairs are so damn expensive!

I would steal the seat out of a Toyota Century (Japanese gangster car).
They are really comfortable.

What's the best tool for the job? Monkey Wrench or Machete?

[Tony]

at home i have one of those swiveling computer chairs that is height
adjustable. it uses some kind of gas system to bring it up and down.
i know that because in my office, the chair guy bought a whole gas
cylinder kinda thing to replace that thing.
my chair is quite old, its not really my chair, i have to buy a new
chair, but even chairs are so damn expensive!

Just fart to go upwards.

[Doc Hammerslack]

Post by Tony

at home i have one of those swiveling computer chairs that is height
adjustable. it uses some kind of gas system to bring it up and down.
i know that because in my office, the chair guy bought a whole gas
cylinder kinda thing to replace that thing.
my chair is quite old, its not really my chair, i have to buy a new
chair, but even chairs are so damn expensive!

Just fart to go upwards.

He can't fart -- he has no gas in his seat.

[Jhulian Waldby]

Post by Doc Hammerslack

Post by Tony

at home i have one of those swiveling computer chairs that is height
adjustable. it uses some kind of gas system to bring it up and down.
i know that because in my office, the chair guy bought a whole gas
cylinder kinda thing to replace that thing.
my chair is quite old, its not really my chair, i have to buy a new
chair, but even chairs are so damn expensive!

Just fart to go upwards.

He can't fart -- he has no gas in his seat.

You can get a fart gas container on any walmart.com page.

[kazu]

Post by Tony

Post by kazu
at home i have one of those swiveling computer chairs that is
height adjustable. it uses some kind of gas system to bring it
up and down.
i know that because in my office, the chair guy bought a whole
gas cylinder kinda thing to replace that thing.
my chair is quite old, its not really my chair, i have to buy a
new chair, but even chairs are so damn expensive!

Just fart to go upwards.

do you know how much fart is required to raise a human body of
mass 60 kg?

9.8 is the acceleration due to gravity, and to raise 60 by 1
meter it comes to 588 N. on average a far generates 0.1-0.15
newtons, so taking 0.15, we need 3920 farts!!!!

you need 3920 farts at once to go upwards!!

maybe if you are in space, could a fart propel you, but not on earth.

[Jhulian Waldby]

Post by Tony

at home i have one of those swiveling computer chairs that is height
adjustable. it uses some kind of gas system to bring it up and down.
i know that because in my office, the chair guy bought a whole gas
cylinder kinda thing to replace that thing.
my chair is quite old, its not really my chair, i have to buy a new
chair, but even chairs are so damn expensive!

Just fart to go upwards.

do you know how much fart is required to raise a human body of mass 60 kg?
9.8 is the acceleration due to gravity, and to raise 60 by 1 meter it
comes to 588 N. on average a far generates 0.1-0.15 newtons, so taking
0.15, we need 3920 farts!!!!
you need 3920 farts at once to go upwards!!
maybe if you are in space, could a fart propel you, but not on earth.

What if you were a brontosaurus? By the way, are you?

[kazu]

Post by Tony

Post by kazu
at home i have one of those swiveling computer chairs that is
height adjustable. it uses some kind of gas system to bring
it up and down.
i know that because in my office, the chair guy bought a
whole gas cylinder kinda thing to replace that thing.
my chair is quite old, its not really my chair, i have to buy
a new chair, but even chairs are so damn expensive!

Just fart to go upwards.

do you know how much fart is required to raise a human body of mass 60 kg?
9.8 is the acceleration due to gravity, and to raise 60 by 1
meter it comes to 588 N. on average a far generates 0.1-0.15
newtons, so taking 0.15, we need 3920 farts!!!!
you need 3920 farts at once to go upwards!!
maybe if you are in space, could a fart propel you, but not on earth.

What if you were a brontosaurus?  By the way, are you?

nope, dinosaurs couldnt fart themselves into space or even the
top of a hill. as mass goes up, so does the amount of force
required to launch it. dinosaurs were pretty heavy, like 2-5
tonnes or more.

it would take a proper rocket to launch a dinosaur into space.
falcon heavy i think can do upto 25 tonnes and falcon 9 upto 10
tonnes.

[Tard Wrangler]

Once upon a time, on or about Sun, 3 Nov 2024 04:08:15 +0000, kazu
allegedly stated the following, and is solely responsible for its

Post by kazu
at home i have one of those swiveling computer chairs that is
height adjustable. it uses some kind of gas system to bring it up
and down.
i know that because in my office, the chair guy bought a whole
gas cylinder kinda thing to replace that thing.
my chair is quite old, its not really my chair, i have to buy a
new chair, but even chairs are so damn expensive!

A word of caution: Those gas cylinder gaming chairs can literally
attack your anus and kill you!

[Doc Hammerslack]

NOTICE: The DOCTOR is ON...at Mon, 4 Nov 2024 00:20:20 -0800, Tard

Post by Tard Wrangler
Once upon a time, on or about Sun, 3 Nov 2024 04:08:15 +0000, kazu
allegedly stated the following, and is solely responsible for its

at home i have one of those swiveling computer chairs that is height
adjustable. it uses some kind of gas system to bring it up and down.
i know that because in my office, the chair guy bought a whole gas
cylinder kinda thing to replace that thing.
my chair is quite old, its not really my chair, i have to buy a new
chair, but even chairs are so damn expensive!

A word of caution: Those gas cylinder gaming chairs can literally
attack your anus and kill you!
http://youtu.be/j8otiMcaq7Y

...W.T.F?

(I couldn't finish the video.)

Thanks a lot, now I'm going to have nightmares about
my akracing chair...

[kazu]

Post by Tard Wrangler
Once upon a time, on or about Sun, 3 Nov 2024 04:08:15 +0000, kazu
allegedly stated the following, and is solely responsible for its

Post by kazu
at home i have one of those swiveling computer chairs that is
height adjustable. it uses some kind of gas system to bring it up
and down.
i know that because in my office, the chair guy bought a whole
gas cylinder kinda thing to replace that thing.
my chair is quite old, its not really my chair, i have to buy a
new chair, but even chairs are so damn expensive!

A word of caution: Those gas cylinder gaming chairs can literally
attack your anus and kill you!
http://youtu.be/j8otiMcaq7Y

oohh damn, even a chair is not safe!