Bald-Headed Chicken Fucker: General Term of Abuse

[Thandarr]

It seems that the general term of abuse "bald-headed chicken fucker"
appears to have fallen into disuse. Part of the reason is that people
do not understand that it is a general term of abuse not meant to be
taken literally. It does not imply that the addressee would be an
acceptable sexual partner for a chicken, nor that the addressee has
the strength, skill, or agility to force himself upon an unwilling
chicken. Indeed, it does not even necessarily imply a lack of hair.
It simply conveys the message that the addressee is worthy of
contempt.

The time has come for a renaissance of the insult "bald-headed chicken
fucker."

Thandarr

[HellPopeHuey]

Post by Thandarr
The time has come for a renaissance of the insult "bald-headed chicken
fucker."

In an issue of TRANSMETROPOLITAN, a stage hand is bitching about
people calling him "Chimp Fucker." "Why can't they let it go?? It was
just that one time!" At least it was still a biped. GOD BLESS AMERICA.

--

HellPope Huey
Go on, bite the wax tadpole.
You know you want to.

"And you don't know what you're doing;
you're just sitting at the keyboard and
there's a lightness in your head that's scaring you.
You feel like a phantom, like a stranger in your skin.
You have the oddest feeling, this is a good way to get in trouble,
this is the way that we go crazy, bit by bit and day by day."
~ Philip Martin

"Why go to the horror movies
when they come to us?"
~ "Charmed"

DUCK!! ITS A GIANT HAIRBALL!
http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/11/21/hairball.case/index.html

[Don Stockbauer]

Post by Thandarr
The time has come for a renaissance of the insult "bald-headed chicken
fucker."

Now, is it the chicken that's bald-headed, due to some horrible
poultry disease, or the guy performing the act that's bald-headed?
Dr. Douglas Hofstadter has written extensively about reference, and in
particular self-reference, and the ambiguity here results from not
knowing if the reference is to the chicken or the chicken f**ker.

By the way, be sure to have the chicken delegged or else one's
(expletive deleted) can get scratched all to hell. Don't ask how I
know.

[Amos Happ]

We here at Clench ChickenHed applaud your discernment!!!

We fondly toss about references to bald-hedded chicken-fuckers all the
time!

http://www.chickenhed.us