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Boy, I'm so glad to have a great comeback for all those KOOKS out
there with their numbers and their numerology. If they could only
awaken, as I have, to the beauty of LOGIC and RATIONAL THOUGHT, and
rise, prometheus-like, in the ranks of the Viacom ass-kissing food
chain as I have. What a bunch fo KOOKS they are with ther numerology!
Someday, all people will use rational thought and just PLAIN OLD GOOD
COMMON SENSE, and come around to 'paganism' and worshipping the horned
god. If these kooks would just drop all that numerology crap, they
would see how sensible it is to worship the green man and hte horned
god, and slop around in the mud with gigantic hairy losers in Oregon
at the Beltran festival.
I don't know where you get this thing about the "Green Man" from. Are
pagans bowing down to the Jolly Green Giant? I personally am more of
a fan of Satan. He has more class. Oh which reminds me...
Why Satan is a Subgenius:
If we take the basic teachings of our society concerning Satan we get
an interesting picture. He's a nearly all powerful entity who likes
to dupe religious folks and then torture them for all eternity. How
is this any different from the goals of your "average" Subgenius?
There are also startling anatomical similarities between your average
depiction of Satan (horned, hairy, smells of sulfer) and the Yeti of
olden times (horny, hairy, smells of sulfur).Of course, if he truly is
a Subgenius we must examine if he has Slack. Given that he has quit
his job (and got kicked out of his heavenly apartment for it) and now
spends his time luring in the rich and powerful, Satan indeed appears
to have Slack (just don't expect him to give you any). Of course, he
might not be on particuarly good terms with "Bob" right now (they are
compeating business men after all) but since when has lack of luv for
Dobbs kept anyone from achieving Subgenius-hood.