From your high epopt: Goddamn social networking pantywaists.

[Dr. Phineas J. Martian]

Everybody has to friend Ivan Stang or you aren't cool. Oh noez, you aren't
cool becuz you hate a totalitarian state that we loves. Yoo no on my friend
list, hate yoo hate yoo bad.

Goddamn you all to hell. I. Your High Epopt. HAZ SPOKIN!

[IMBJR]

On Thu, 22 Jul 2010 14:12:25 -0700, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian"

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Everybody has to friend Ivan Stang or you aren't cool.

Jealous much? BTW I haven't "friended" him, because I do not have a
FaceBook account.

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Oh noez, you aren't
cool becuz you hate a totalitarian state that we loves.

As has been said many a time: look to home. You would do far better to
serve your local community or even country by taking up some DOMESTIC
cause instead of deliberately setting yourself up for a fall by
ineffectually trying to mess in a situation that is beyond your
knowledge and culture.

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Yoo no on my friend
list, hate yoo hate yoo bad.

Lordy, you started this thread and already you're babbling. Ppl, this
is a pre-lost thread.

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Goddamn you all to hell. I. Your High Epopt. HAZ SPOKIN!

Only a rigid mind would play along with the rules set down by our
little collective some years ago. We've moved on Kevvy - why else
would there have been 3 books on the subject? We evolved; you
half-read the first one and have been playing by its rules ever since.

And as a example of moving on, there's ScrubGenius, where I posted
this little devotional:

Loading Image...

... that because of your rigid attitude you are not going to see.


------------------------------
CANDY AND CAKE, CANDY AND CAKE

[Rev. Ivan Stang]

Post by IMBJR
On Thu, 22 Jul 2010 14:12:25 -0700, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian"

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Everybody has to friend Ivan Stang or you aren't cool.

Jealous much? BTW I haven't "friended" him, because I do not have a
FaceBook account.

I don't either! That makes Kevvy's whining all the more inadvertently
amusing.

There is an Ivan Stang "FAN" Facebook page, but I don't have anything
to do with that. I looked at it once.

I had to get a Facebook account in order to start a SubGenius
Foundation business page (there being so many fake ones around), but
my Facebook account is under an assumed name, not "Doug Smith" or
"Ivan Stang". The only two "friends" that page has are the two people
I had to add in order for them to help administrate the business page
(Philo Drummond and Nickie Deathchick Wild). The business page is not
like a personal page.

So, Kevvy, the fact is that, despite all the people you seem to
imagine friending me, no one CAN "friend" Ivan Stang. You have again
shown us how much of your outlook is pure childish fantasy.

Post by IMBJR

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Oh noez, you aren't
cool becuz you hate a totalitarian state that we loves.

As has been said many a time: look to home. You would do far better to
serve your local community or even country by taking up some DOMESTIC
cause instead of deliberately setting yourself up for a fall by
ineffectually trying to mess in a situation that is beyond your
knowledge and culture.

He can't do that because his success or failure would then become
objectively measurable. As long as he concentrates his flailings at
distant lands, he is free to imagine anything he wants about his
effectiveness.

Post by IMBJR

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Yoo no on my friend
list, hate yoo hate yoo bad.

Lordy, you started this thread and already you're babbling. Ppl, this
is a pre-lost thread.

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Goddamn you all to hell. I. Your High Epopt. HAZ SPOKIN!

Only a rigid mind would play along with the rules set down by our
little collective some years ago. We've moved on Kevvy - why else
would there have been 3 books on the subject? We evolved; you
half-read the first one and have been playing by its rules ever since.
And as a example of moving on, there's ScrubGenius, where I posted
http://groups.google.com/group/scrubgenius/web/bob_weeps.jpg
... that because of your rigid attitude you are not going to see.

He's "High Epopt," yet he's not allowed into any of the moderated
SubGenius forums or any live events.

But boy, he sure can post on alt.slack. Yep. That's one thing he
definitely can do. As far as any physical evidence goes, that's the
ONLY thing he can do. And look where it's gotten him: after a decade
of posting he's become a masochistic human pincushion with not one
single solitary friend, but a prominent place on the Troll Dartboard
between purple and Alcandor.

So I can see why Kevvy would harbor some dislike for social
networking.

[Dr. Phineas J. Martian]

Post by Rev. Ivan Stang

Post by IMBJR
On Thu, 22 Jul 2010 14:12:25 -0700, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian"

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Everybody has to friend Ivan Stang or you aren't cool.

Jealous much? BTW I haven't "friended" him, because I do not have a
FaceBook account.

I don't either! That makes Kevvy's whining all the more inadvertently
amusing.
There is an Ivan Stang "FAN" Facebook page, but I don't have anything
to do with that. I looked at it once.
I had to get a Facebook account in order to start a SubGenius
Foundation business page (there being so many fake ones around), but
my Facebook account is under an assumed name, not "Doug Smith" or
"Ivan Stang". The only two "friends" that page has are the two people
I had to add in order for them to help administrate the business page
(Philo Drummond and Nickie Deathchick Wild). The business page is not
like a personal page.
So, Kevvy, the fact is that, despite all the people you seem to
imagine friending me, no one CAN "friend" Ivan Stang. You have again
shown us how much of your outlook is pure childish fantasy.

Post by IMBJR

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Oh noez, you aren't
cool becuz you hate a totalitarian state that we loves.

As has been said many a time: look to home. You would do far better to
serve your local community or even country by taking up some DOMESTIC
cause instead of deliberately setting yourself up for a fall by
ineffectually trying to mess in a situation that is beyond your
knowledge and culture.

He can't do that because his success or failure would then become
objectively measurable. As long as he concentrates his flailings at
distant lands, he is free to imagine anything he wants about his
effectiveness.

Post by IMBJR

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Yoo no on my friend
list, hate yoo hate yoo bad.

Lordy, you started this thread and already you're babbling. Ppl, this
is a pre-lost thread.

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Goddamn you all to hell. I. Your High Epopt. HAZ SPOKIN!

Only a rigid mind would play along with the rules set down by our
little collective some years ago. We've moved on Kevvy - why else
would there have been 3 books on the subject? We evolved; you
half-read the first one and have been playing by its rules ever since.
And as a example of moving on, there's ScrubGenius, where I posted
http://groups.google.com/group/scrubgenius/web/bob_weeps.jpg
... that because of your rigid attitude you are not going to see.

He's "High Epopt," yet he's not allowed into any of the moderated
SubGenius forums or any live events.
But boy, he sure can post on alt.slack. Yep. That's one thing he
definitely can do. As far as any physical evidence goes, that's the
ONLY thing he can do. And look where it's gotten him: after a decade
of posting he's become a masochistic human pincushion with not one
single solitary friend, but a prominent place on the Troll Dartboard
between purple and Alcandor.
So I can see why Kevvy would harbor some dislike for social
networking.

See. Typist, not an interesting idea in there. Once Philo and Nenslo
and Janor and LIES bailed on you, all that was left was boring ass
Stang. You should use the skin that'd cover that other nut if you had
it to make a masked wrestler mask. Fat chance of that now that your
mask guy is dead. Now go over to fatbutt's house so he can fart for
you and serve you slavic wine.

[Rev. Ivan Stang]

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian

Post by Rev. Ivan Stang

Post by IMBJR
On Thu, 22 Jul 2010 14:12:25 -0700, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian"

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Everybody has to friend Ivan Stang or you aren't cool.

Jealous much? BTW I haven't "friended" him, because I do not have a
FaceBook account.

I don't either! That makes Kevvy's whining all the more inadvertently
amusing.
There is an Ivan Stang "FAN" Facebook page, but I don't have anything
to do with that. I looked at it once.
I had to get a Facebook account in order to start a SubGenius
Foundation business page (there being so many fake ones around), but
my Facebook account is under an assumed name, not "Doug Smith" or
"Ivan Stang". The only two "friends" that page has are the two people
I had to add in order for them to help administrate the business page
(Philo Drummond and Nickie Deathchick Wild). The business page is not
like a personal page.
So, Kevvy, the fact is that, despite all the people you seem to
imagine friending me, no one CAN "friend" Ivan Stang. You have again
shown us how much of your outlook is pure childish fantasy.

Post by IMBJR

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Oh noez, you aren't
cool becuz you hate a totalitarian state that we loves.

As has been said many a time: look to home. You would do far better to
serve your local community or even country by taking up some DOMESTIC
cause instead of deliberately setting yourself up for a fall by
ineffectually trying to mess in a situation that is beyond your
knowledge and culture.

He can't do that because his success or failure would then become
objectively measurable. As long as he concentrates his flailings at
distant lands, he is free to imagine anything he wants about his
effectiveness.

Post by IMBJR

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Yoo no on my friend
list, hate yoo hate yoo bad.

Lordy, you started this thread and already you're babbling. Ppl, this
is a pre-lost thread.

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Goddamn you all to hell. I. Your High Epopt. HAZ SPOKIN!

Only a rigid mind would play along with the rules set down by our
little collective some years ago. We've moved on Kevvy - why else
would there have been 3 books on the subject? We evolved; you
half-read the first one and have been playing by its rules ever since.
And as a example of moving on, there's ScrubGenius, where I posted
http://groups.google.com/group/scrubgenius/web/bob_weeps.jpg
... that because of your rigid attitude you are not going to see.

He's "High Epopt," yet he's not allowed into any of the moderated
SubGenius forums or any live events.
But boy, he sure can post on alt.slack. Yep. That's one thing he
definitely can do. As far as any physical evidence goes, that's the
ONLY thing he can do. And look where it's gotten him: after a decade
of posting he's become a masochistic human pincushion with not one
single solitary friend, but a prominent place on the Troll Dartboard
between purple and Alcandor.
So I can see why Kevvy would harbor some dislike for social
networking.

See. Typist, not an interesting idea in there. Once Philo and Nenslo
and Janor and LIES bailed on you, all that was left was boring ass
Stang. You should use the skin that'd cover that other nut if you had
it to make a masked wrestler mask. Fat chance of that now that your
mask guy is dead. Now go over to fatbutt's house so he can fart for
you and serve you slavic wine.

PRICELESSER AND PRICELESSER.

[Zapanaz]

On Thu, 22 Jul 2010 16:18:52 -0700 (PDT), "Rev. Ivan Stang"

Post by Rev. Ivan Stang

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
See. Typist, not an interesting idea in there. Once Philo and Nenslo
and Janor and LIES bailed on you, all that was left was boring ass
Stang. You should use the skin that'd cover that other nut if you had
it to make a masked wrestler mask. Fat chance of that now that your
mask guy is dead. Now go over to fatbutt's house so he can fart for
you and serve you slavic wine.

PRICELESSER AND PRICELESSER.

reading between the lines, I think he is worrying about people
"bailing on him" and getting off alt.slack.

As much as I hate the idea of it, I would love to abandon alt.slack,
just purely to through Doc Martian into a psychotic breakdown.

Damned tempting indeed.

[Zapanaz]

On Thu, 22 Jul 2010 17:15:39 -0700, Zapanaz

Post by Zapanaz
On Thu, 22 Jul 2010 16:18:52 -0700 (PDT), "Rev. Ivan Stang"

Post by Rev. Ivan Stang

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
See. Typist, not an interesting idea in there. Once Philo and Nenslo
and Janor and LIES bailed on you, all that was left was boring ass
Stang. You should use the skin that'd cover that other nut if you had
it to make a masked wrestler mask. Fat chance of that now that your
mask guy is dead. Now go over to fatbutt's house so he can fart for
you and serve you slavic wine.

PRICELESSER AND PRICELESSER.

reading between the lines, I think he is worrying about people
"bailing on him" and getting off alt.slack.
As much as I hate the idea of it, I would love to abandon alt.slack,
just purely to through Doc Martian into a psychotic breakdown.
Damned tempting indeed.

Hey Doc Martian,

Other than your mom, every friend you've ever had has "bailed on you"
eventually, haven't they?

It explains a lot about you, doesn't it?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"If you take an Old Testament and flip the pages,
you can see Jesus riding a horse."
~ Gilbert Gottfried

:: Currently listening to Meeting of the Spirits, 1971, by Mahavishnu Orchestra, from "The Inner Mounting Flame"

[Zapanaz]

On Thu, 22 Jul 2010 17:21:57 -0700, Zapanaz

Post by Zapanaz
Hey Doc Martian,
Other than your mom, every friend you've ever had has "bailed on you"
eventually, haven't they?
It explains a lot about you, doesn't it?

That's why you act like such an asshole towards everybody, isn't it?

Your friends all ditched you, so in order to dull the pain, you
convinced yourself that you were too ... what? too HARDCORE for them.

So now you have to keep acting like a complete asshole to everybody
you meet, so's you can rationalize being abandoned by everybody in
your life.

Except your mom.

Except you know, Kevin,outside of High School, where your personality
gelled in the eighties, if you are nice to people, generally, they
will be nice to you back. Not always, there are exceptions, there are
pink bassholes who will be mean to you because of some crap that
happened to them twenty years ago that you had nothing to do with, but
you learn to recognize those ones, and tune them out, and lo and
behold there are people who are not so bad being nice to you.

I really wonder though, honestly, if you were even capable of
abandoning that self-rationalizing agenda, Kev, which you have been
hiding behind for twenty years, if you are still capable of acting
like a Yeti.


Vanity, vanity, all is vanity.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
'Ever seen a leaf - a leaf from a tree?'
'Yes.'
'I saw one recently - a yellow one, a little green, wilted at the edges. Blown by the wind. When I was a little boy, I used to shut my eyes in winter and imagine a green lef, with veins on it, and the sun shining ...'
'What's this, an allegory?'
'No; why? Not an allegory - a leaf, just a leaf. A leaf is good. Everything's good.'
'Everything?'
'Everything. Man's unhappy because he doesn't know he's happy ... he who finds out will become happy at once, instantly ...'
'And what about the man who dies of hunger, and the man who insults and rapes a little girl. Is that good too?'
'Yes, it is. And the man who blows his brains out for the child, that's good too. Everything's good ...'
'When did you find out you were so happy?'
'I was walking about the room. I stopped the clock ... It was twenty-three minutes to three.'

- Dostoevsky

:: Currently listening to Nobody Told Me, 1980, by John Lennon, from "Lennon Legend - The very best of John Lennon"

[Pisces]

Post by Rev. Ivan Stang

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian

Post by Rev. Ivan Stang

Post by IMBJR
On Thu, 22 Jul 2010 14:12:25 -0700, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian"

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Everybody has to friend Ivan Stang or you aren't cool.

Jealous much? BTW I haven't "friended" him, because I do not have a
FaceBook account.

I don't either! That makes Kevvy's whining all the more inadvertently
amusing.
There is an Ivan Stang "FAN" Facebook page, but I don't have anything
to do with that. I looked at it once.
I had to get a Facebook account in order to start a SubGenius
Foundation business page (there being so many fake ones around), but
my Facebook account is under an assumed name, not "Doug Smith" or
"Ivan Stang". The only two "friends" that page has are the two people
I had to add in order for them to help administrate the business page
(Philo Drummond and Nickie Deathchick Wild). The business page is not
like a personal page.
So, Kevvy, the fact is that, despite all the people you seem to
imagine friending me, no one CAN "friend" Ivan Stang. You have again
shown us how much of your outlook is pure childish fantasy.

Post by IMBJR

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Oh noez, you aren't
cool becuz you hate a totalitarian state that we loves.

As has been said many a time: look to home. You would do far better to
serve your local community or even country by taking up some DOMESTIC
cause instead of deliberately setting yourself up for a fall by
ineffectually trying to mess in a situation that is beyond your
knowledge and culture.

He can't do that because his success or failure would then become
objectively measurable. As long as he concentrates his flailings at
distant lands, he is free to imagine anything he wants about his
effectiveness.

Post by IMBJR

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Yoo no on my friend
list, hate yoo hate yoo bad.

Lordy, you started this thread and already you're babbling. Ppl, this
is a pre-lost thread.

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Goddamn you all to hell. I. Your High Epopt. HAZ SPOKIN!

Only a rigid mind would play along with the rules set down by our
little collective some years ago. We've moved on Kevvy - why else
would there have been 3 books on the subject? We evolved; you
half-read the first one and have been playing by its rules ever since.
And as a example of moving on, there's ScrubGenius, where I posted
http://groups.google.com/group/scrubgenius/web/bob_weeps.jpg
... that because of your rigid attitude you are not going to see.

He's "High Epopt," yet he's not allowed into any of the moderated
SubGenius forums or any live events.
But boy, he sure can post on alt.slack. Yep. That's one thing he
definitely can do. As far as any physical evidence goes, that's the
ONLY thing he can do. And look where it's gotten him: after a decade
of posting he's become a masochistic human pincushion with not one
single solitary friend, but a prominent place on the Troll Dartboard
between purple and Alcandor.
So I can see why Kevvy would harbor some dislike for social
networking.

See. Typist, not an interesting idea in there. Once Philo and Nenslo
and Janor and LIES bailed on you, all that was left was boring ass
Stang. You should use the skin that'd cover that other nut if you had
it to make a masked wrestler mask. Fat chance of that now that your
mask guy is dead. Now go over to fatbutt's house so he can fart for
you and serve you slavic wine.

PRICELESSER AND PRICELESSER.

Stang, if Philo bailed on you like Kevin says...

WHO WAS THAT AT XDAY?!

[Rev. Ivan Stang]

Post by Pisces

Post by Rev. Ivan Stang

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian

Post by Rev. Ivan Stang

Post by IMBJR
On Thu, 22 Jul 2010 14:12:25 -0700, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian"

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Everybody has to friend Ivan Stang or you aren't cool.

Jealous much? BTW I haven't "friended" him, because I do not have a
FaceBook account.

I don't either! That makes Kevvy's whining all the more inadvertently
amusing.
There is an Ivan Stang "FAN" Facebook page, but I don't have anything
to do with that. I looked at it once.
I had to get a Facebook account in order to start a SubGenius
Foundation business page (there being so many fake ones around), but
my Facebook account is under an assumed name, not "Doug Smith" or
"Ivan Stang". The only two "friends" that page has are the two people
I had to add in order for them to help administrate the business page
(Philo Drummond and Nickie Deathchick Wild). The business page is not
like a personal page.
So, Kevvy, the fact is that, despite all the people you seem to
imagine friending me, no one CAN "friend" Ivan Stang. You have again
shown us how much of your outlook is pure childish fantasy.

Post by IMBJR

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Oh noez, you aren't
cool becuz you hate a totalitarian state that we loves.

As has been said many a time: look to home. You would do far better to
serve your local community or even country by taking up some DOMESTIC
cause instead of deliberately setting yourself up for a fall by
ineffectually trying to mess in a situation that is beyond your
knowledge and culture.

He can't do that because his success or failure would then become
objectively measurable. As long as he concentrates his flailings at
distant lands, he is free to imagine anything he wants about his
effectiveness.

Post by IMBJR

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Yoo no on my friend
list, hate yoo hate yoo bad.

Lordy, you started this thread and already you're babbling. Ppl, this
is a pre-lost thread.

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Goddamn you all to hell. I. Your High Epopt. HAZ SPOKIN!

Only a rigid mind would play along with the rules set down by our
little collective some years ago. We've moved on Kevvy - why else
would there have been 3 books on the subject? We evolved; you
half-read the first one and have been playing by its rules ever since.
And as a example of moving on, there's ScrubGenius, where I posted
http://groups.google.com/group/scrubgenius/web/bob_weeps.jpg
... that because of your rigid attitude you are not going to see.

He's "High Epopt," yet he's not allowed into any of the moderated
SubGenius forums or any live events.
But boy, he sure can post on alt.slack. Yep. That's one thing he
definitely can do. As far as any physical evidence goes, that's the
ONLY thing he can do. And look where it's gotten him: after a decade
of posting he's become a masochistic human pincushion with not one
single solitary friend, but a prominent place on the Troll Dartboard
between purple and Alcandor.
So I can see why Kevvy would harbor some dislike for social
networking.

See. Typist, not an interesting idea in there. Once Philo and Nenslo
and Janor and LIES bailed on you, all that was left was boring ass
Stang. You should use the skin that'd cover that other nut if you had
it to make a masked wrestler mask. Fat chance of that now that your
mask guy is dead. Now go over to fatbutt's house so he can fart for
you and serve you slavic wine.

PRICELESSER AND PRICELESSER.

Stang, if Philo bailed on you like Kevin says...
WHO WAS THAT AT XDAY?!

That was Oliph the Staid, The Anti-Philo.

[Ed LaBonte]

Post by Rev. Ivan Stang

Post by Pisces

Post by Rev. Ivan Stang

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian

Post by Rev. Ivan Stang

Post by IMBJR
On Thu, 22 Jul 2010 14:12:25 -0700, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian"

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Everybody has to friend Ivan Stang or you aren't cool.

Jealous much? BTW I haven't "friended" him, because I do not have a
FaceBook account.

I don't either! That makes Kevvy's whining all the more inadvertently
amusing.
There is an Ivan Stang "FAN" Facebook page, but I don't have anything
to do with that. I looked at it once.
I had to get a Facebook account in order to start a SubGenius
Foundation business page (there being so many fake ones around), but
my Facebook account is under an assumed name, not "Doug Smith" or
"Ivan Stang". The only two "friends" that page has are the two people
I had to add in order for them to help administrate the business page
(Philo Drummond and Nickie Deathchick Wild). The business page is not
like a personal page.
So, Kevvy, the fact is that, despite all the people you seem to
imagine friending me, no one CAN "friend" Ivan Stang. You have again
shown us how much of your outlook is pure childish fantasy.

Post by IMBJR

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Oh noez, you aren't
cool becuz you hate a totalitarian state that we loves.

As has been said many a time: look to home. You would do far better to
serve your local community or even country by taking up some DOMESTIC
cause instead of deliberately setting yourself up for a fall by
ineffectually trying to mess in a situation that is beyond your
knowledge and culture.

He can't do that because his success or failure would then become
objectively measurable. As long as he concentrates his flailings at
distant lands, he is free to imagine anything he wants about his
effectiveness.

Post by IMBJR

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Yoo no on my friend
list, hate yoo hate yoo bad.

Lordy, you started this thread and already you're babbling. Ppl, this
is a pre-lost thread.

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Goddamn you all to hell. I. Your High Epopt. HAZ SPOKIN!

Only a rigid mind would play along with the rules set down by our
little collective some years ago. We've moved on Kevvy - why else
would there have been 3 books on the subject? We evolved; you
half-read the first one and have been playing by its rules ever since.
And as a example of moving on, there's ScrubGenius, where I posted
http://groups.google.com/group/scrubgenius/web/bob_weeps.jpg
... that because of your rigid attitude you are not going to see.

He's "High Epopt," yet he's not allowed into any of the moderated
SubGenius forums or any live events.
But boy, he sure can post on alt.slack. Yep. That's one thing he
definitely can do. As far as any physical evidence goes, that's the
ONLY thing he can do. And look where it's gotten him: after a decade
of posting he's become a masochistic human pincushion with not one
single solitary friend, but a prominent place on the Troll Dartboard
between purple and Alcandor.
So I can see why Kevvy would harbor some dislike for social
networking.

See. Typist, not an interesting idea in there. Once Philo and Nenslo
and Janor and LIES bailed on you, all that was left was boring ass
Stang. You should use the skin that'd cover that other nut if you had
it to make a masked wrestler mask. Fat chance of that now that your
mask guy is dead. Now go over to fatbutt's house so he can fart for
you and serve you slavic wine.

PRICELESSER AND PRICELESSER.

Stang, if Philo bailed on you like Kevin says...
WHO WAS THAT AT XDAY?!

That was Oliph the Staid, The Anti-Philo.

Face it Stang. Everyone has abandoned you. You're alone in the world and
you have no one to take it out on except Doc Martian, who is selflessly
trying to raise the SubGenius literary standard and save the
Palestinians at the same time. You Jewish bastard!

[IMBJR]

On Fri, 23 Jul 2010 02:42:17 -0400, Ed LaBonte

Post by Ed LaBonte
You Jewish bastard

NAZI

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[Ed LaBonte]

Post by IMBJR
On Fri, 23 Jul 2010 02:42:17 -0400, Ed LaBonte

Post by Ed LaBonte
You Jewish bastard

NAZI

Polyorchidist!

[IMBJR]

On Fri, 23 Jul 2010 08:47:44 -0400, Ed LaBonte

Post by Ed LaBonte
Polyorchidist

Indeed, but they have become free-roaming of late.

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[Pisces]

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian

Post by Rev. Ivan Stang

Post by IMBJR
On Thu, 22 Jul 2010 14:12:25 -0700, "Dr. Phineas J. Martian"

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Everybody has to friend Ivan Stang or you aren't cool.

Jealous much? BTW I haven't "friended" him, because I do not have a
FaceBook account.

I don't either! That makes Kevvy's whining all the more inadvertently
amusing.
There is an Ivan Stang "FAN" Facebook page, but I don't have anything
to do with that. I looked at it once.
I had to get a Facebook account in order to start a SubGenius
Foundation business page (there being so many fake ones around), but
my Facebook account is under an assumed name, not "Doug Smith" or
"Ivan Stang". The only two "friends" that page has are the two people
I had to add in order for them to help administrate the business page
(Philo Drummond and Nickie Deathchick Wild). The business page is not
like a personal page.
So, Kevvy, the fact is that, despite all the people you seem to
imagine friending me, no one CAN "friend" Ivan Stang. You have again
shown us how much of your outlook is pure childish fantasy.

Post by IMBJR

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Oh noez, you aren't
cool becuz you hate a totalitarian state that we loves.

As has been said many a time: look to home. You would do far better to
serve your local community or even country by taking up some DOMESTIC
cause instead of deliberately setting yourself up for a fall by
ineffectually trying to mess in a situation that is beyond your
knowledge and culture.

He can't do that because his success or failure would then become
objectively measurable. As long as he concentrates his flailings at
distant lands, he is free to imagine anything he wants about his
effectiveness.

Post by IMBJR

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Yoo no on my friend
list, hate yoo hate yoo bad.

Lordy, you started this thread and already you're babbling. Ppl, this
is a pre-lost thread.

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Goddamn you all to hell. I. Your High Epopt. HAZ SPOKIN!

Only a rigid mind would play along with the rules set down by our
little collective some years ago. We've moved on Kevvy - why else
would there have been 3 books on the subject? We evolved; you
half-read the first one and have been playing by its rules ever since.
And as a example of moving on, there's ScrubGenius, where I posted
http://groups.google.com/group/scrubgenius/web/bob_weeps.jpg
... that because of your rigid attitude you are not going to see.

He's "High Epopt," yet he's not allowed into any of the moderated
SubGenius forums or any live events.
But boy, he sure can post on alt.slack. Yep. That's one thing he
definitely can do. As far as any physical evidence goes, that's the
ONLY thing he can do. And look where it's gotten him: after a decade
of posting he's become a masochistic human pincushion with not one
single solitary friend, but a prominent place on the Troll Dartboard
between purple and Alcandor.
So I can see why Kevvy would harbor some dislike for social
networking.

See. Typist, not an interesting idea in there. Once Philo and Nenslo
and Janor and LIES bailed on you, all that was left was boring ass
Stang. You should use the skin that'd cover that other nut if you had
it to make a masked wrestler mask. Fat chance of that now that your
mask guy is dead. Now go over to fatbutt's house so he can fart for
you and serve you slavic wine.

Man, Nenslo doesn't even know you exist, that must bug the shit outta
you.

[Zapanaz]

On Thu, 22 Jul 2010 19:35:56 -0700 (PDT), Pisces

Post by Pisces

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
See. Typist, not an interesting idea in there. Once Philo and Nenslo
and Janor and LIES bailed on you, all that was left was boring ass
Stang. You should use the skin that'd cover that other nut if you had
it to make a masked wrestler mask. Fat chance of that now that your
mask guy is dead. Now go over to fatbutt's house so he can fart for
you and serve you slavic wine.

Man, Nenslo doesn't even know you exist, that must bug the shit outta
you.

click like


***

god damned facebook.

I can't stop doing it now.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
'Ever seen a leaf - a leaf from a tree?'
'Yes.'
'I saw one recently - a yellow one, a little green, wilted at the edges. Blown by the wind. When I was a little boy, I used to shut my eyes in winter and imagine a green lef, with veins on it, and the sun shining ...'
'What's this, an allegory?'
'No; why? Not an allegory - a leaf, just a leaf. A leaf is good. Everything's good.'
'Everything?'
'Everything. Man's unhappy because he doesn't know he's happy ... he who finds out will become happy at once, instantly ...'
'And what about the man who dies of hunger, and the man who insults and rapes a little girl. Is that good too?'
'Yes, it is. And the man who blows his brains out for the child, that's good too. Everything's good ...'
'When did you find out you were so happy?'
'I was walking about the room. I stopped the clock ... It was twenty-three minutes to three.'

- Dostoevsky

:: Currently listening to Exercise One, 1980, by Joy Division, from "Still"

[Zapanaz]

On Thu, 22 Jul 2010 14:53:36 -0700 (PDT), "Rev. Ivan Stang"

Post by Rev. Ivan Stang
But boy, he sure can post on alt.slack.

He stalks the fuck out of it like the creepiest stalker ever. And
yet, never goes on Facebook, where he could stalk even better.

Do they like bar sex offenders from registering for Facebook?

[RevNickie]

Post by Zapanaz
Do they like bar sex offenders from registering for Facebook?

Dunno if they bar them, but they do kick them out. Really!

-RevNickie

[Zapanaz]

On Fri, 23 Jul 2010 07:22:14 -0700 (PDT), RevNickie

Post by RevNickie

Post by Zapanaz
Do they like bar sex offenders from registering for Facebook?

Dunno if they bar them, but they do kick them out. Really!
-RevNickie

what was Kevin Anderson's home address, again? I know somebody posts
it periodically, but I forget now.

I was just looking up registered sex offenders around where I live,
it's very easy to do for Washington at least. (One moved in literally
across the street from me, they left a photocopied alert, but I wanted
to verify that it was real).

I'm just curious if anybody we might happen to know would show up for
California.

[IMBJR]

On Fri, 23 Jul 2010 08:56:42 -0700, Zapanaz

Post by Zapanaz
what was Kevin Anderson's home address, again? I know somebody posts
it periodically, but I forget now.
I was just looking up registered sex offenders around where I live,
it's very easy to do for Washington at least. (One moved in literally
across the street from me, they left a photocopied alert, but I wanted
to verify that it was real).
I'm just curious if anybody we might happen to know would show up for
California.

I already checked sometime ago, but the Indio info does not appear to
include him.

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[purple]

On 2010-07-23 10:56:42 -0500, Zapanaz

Post by Zapanaz
On Fri, 23 Jul 2010 07:22:14 -0700 (PDT), RevNickie

Post by RevNickie

Post by Zapanaz
Do they like bar sex offenders from registering for Facebook?

Dunno if they bar them, but they do kick them out. Really!
-RevNickie

what was Kevin Anderson's home address, again? I know somebody posts
it periodically, but I forget now.
I was just looking up registered sex offenders around where I live,
it's very easy to do for Washington at least. (One moved in literally
across the street from me, they left a photocopied alert, but I wanted
to verify that it was real).
I'm just curious if anybody we might happen to know would show up for
California.
On 2010-07-19 22:55:30 -0500, Dr. Phineas J. Martian

Post by RevNickie
Free Beer and Del Taco for everybody!
KEVIN HALE ANDERSON
44786 Buckingham Street
Indio, CA 92201-2963
[phone]
http://tinyurl.com/2elgtc4
R.S.V.P.
As your high epopt it is the least I can do.

[Zapanaz]

Post by Zapanaz
I'm just curious if anybody we might happen to know would show up for
California.
On 2010-07-19 22:55:30 -0500, Dr. Phineas J. Martian

Post by RevNickie
Free Beer and Del Taco for everybody!
KEVIN HALE ANDERSON
44786 Buckingham Street
Indio, CA 92201-2963
[phone]
http://tinyurl.com/2elgtc4

http://www.meganslaw.ca.gov/search_main.aspx?searchtype=address&lang=ENGLISH

He doesn't show up. There sure are a lot of schools near him though.
And almost all of the sex offenders who do show up are for child
molestation.

So I guess Kevin fits right in, anyway.

[IMBJR]

On Fri, 23 Jul 2010 12:04:14 -0700, Zapanaz

Post by Zapanaz
So I guess Kevin fits right in, anyway.

I hope he's watching us report back on our little google digs and
shitting himself, knowing that one day someone is going to dig up a
nugget that will end his on-line presence.

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[Ed LaBonte]

Post by Dr. Phineas J. Martian
Everybody has to friend Ivan Stang or you aren't cool. Oh noez, you
aren't cool becuz you hate a totalitarian state that we loves. Yoo no on
my friend list, hate yoo hate yoo bad.
Goddamn you all to hell. I. Your High Epopt. HAZ SPOKIN!

When I first started on alt.slack I felt a little sorry for you because
everyone was against you and I couldn't understand why. The first thing
you did that got me to understand why was write a post about how Israel
should be nuked. Now I've been critical of Israel since the 1970s when I
first realized the the Israel portrayed in the papers after the 7 Day
War and portrayed in the movie "The Exodus" was a very biased view of
the situation. I was, after that realization, for a one state solution
where Israel and the Palestinian lands would become Israel/Palestine
where the Palestinians would end up dominating the government because
they represent a majority within Israel and the occupied lands. I later
gave it up when it looked, back in the 1990s, during the Yitzhak Rabin
era that a viable 2 state solution was right around the corner. I hated
Sharon and what happened in Sabra and Shatila. But after Rabin's
assassination when Sharon became Prime Minister I realized that all the
violence was working for him. He did everything he could to provoke
Palestinian violence and then used that as a reason to take something
away from them.

In places where ethnic violence reigns there are always leaders who
benefit from it. The answer is always the opposite of violence. In South
Africa everyone expected the end of Apartheid would result in a blood
bath. What did the ANC and Nelson Mandela do? They refuted everybody's
expectations by letting all the former Apartheid regime leaders go
free, so long as they admitted what they had done so that history would
know what really happened. It was brilliant and it worked.

And then you post what you did about nuking Israel. That's exactly the
type of thing that creates more violence in a place like
Israel/Palestine. If the Palestinians actually took up that slogan can
you see the kind of milage the Israeli government would get from it?
That would justify the Israeli government officially permanently
opposing a Palestinian state. How could they allow people who want to
nuke them to have a state right next door? People like you are exactly
what the Netanyahus want. They want a totally polarized situation so
they can justify giving the Palestinians nothing.

So when I reacted to your obviously idiotic claim I discovered the
*real* Doc Martian. Whenever anybody disagrees with you in a way that
you can't easily answer you pull a nutty and call the person every name
under the sun and then plonk them (well not really). And after that I
noticed that you insult and belittle every woman you talk to. It all
came together to paint the picture that I currently have of you: A
vindictive, petty, self-important and stupid putz. You've earned your
status here Doc. Wallow in it.

[IMBJR]

On Thu, 22 Jul 2010 18:11:45 -0400, Ed LaBonte

Post by Ed LaBonte
And then you post what you did about nuking Israel.

The paragraphs you wrote before this line engage that piece of loaf
too much.

PREPARE YOUR ANUS

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[Ed LaBonte]

Post by IMBJR
On Thu, 22 Jul 2010 18:11:45 -0400, Ed LaBonte

Post by Ed LaBonte
And then you post what you did about nuking Israel.

The paragraphs you wrote before this line engage that piece of loaf
too much.
PREPARE YOUR ANUS

But watch how he answers, if he answers. He won't engage in a factual
argument. He'll make some one line claim about me being a whore for
Israel, completely ignoring the content of the post and then plonk me.

When I do this it's a semi-troll. It's only a troll if he doesn't want
to discuss content. If he discusses content then he loses because I know
I've got more background in the subject than he does. Otherwise it just
proves what a dickhead he is.

[IMBJR]

On Thu, 22 Jul 2010 18:37:14 -0400, Ed LaBonte

Post by Ed LaBonte

Post by IMBJR
On Thu, 22 Jul 2010 18:11:45 -0400, Ed LaBonte

Post by Ed LaBonte
And then you post what you did about nuking Israel.

The paragraphs you wrote before this line engage that piece of loaf
too much.
PREPARE YOUR ANUS

But watch how he answers, if he answers. He won't engage in a factual
argument. He'll make some one line claim about me being a whore for
Israel, completely ignoring the content of the post and then plonk me.
When I do this it's a semi-troll. It's only a troll if he doesn't want
to discuss content. If he discusses content then he loses because I know
I've got more background in the subject than he does. Otherwise it just
proves what a dickhead he is.

Your anus papers appear to be in order.

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[Zapanaz]

Post by IMBJR
On Thu, 22 Jul 2010 18:11:45 -0400, Ed LaBonte

Post by Ed LaBonte
And then you post what you did about nuking Israel.

The paragraphs you wrote before this line engage that piece of loaf
too much.
PREPARE YOUR ANUS
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nah that was poetry
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
POUND YORE FOOD WITH YORE FISTS. ALL OF IT. IT BRINGS OUT THE NUTRIAS.
BET THEY DIDN'T TEACH YOU THAT AT EATING SCHOOL.

- Unclaimed Mysteries

:: Currently listening to Meeting of the Spirits, 1971, by Mahavishnu Orchestra, from "The Inner Mounting Flame"

[IMBJR]

On Thu, 22 Jul 2010 17:17:45 -0700, Zapanaz

Post by Zapanaz
nah that was poetry

Yes, but it's just too much considering who it was directed at.

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[Rev.Dr. LoBotomy]

Post by IMBJR
On Thu, 22 Jul 2010 17:17:45 -0700, Zapanaz

Post by Zapanaz
nah that was poetry

Yes, but it's just too much considering who it was directed at.
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I put an easter egg in there, but he's too stupid to see it.